Is Google God?

(dr ki-ka: gw si tkg gossip-si tukang ngupil yg lg blogging & googling-googlism quotes: is google god?)

Di malem2 nan dngin, gw iseng-iseng goggling n blogging kmaren, eh nemu bacaan menarik ini. Direkomended ma bro eka duluan sbenernya. Hahaha. Rada menggelikan baca ni tulisan karena asli lucu n bkin senyum2 sndiri. Yg lucu adalah membaca tanggapan org2 soal keberadaan agama Google (Googlism) dan Gereja Google (The Church of Google). Yg pada nulis komen adalah notabene org2 amrik sono. Mreka ada yg bersikap kritis n banyak lg yg bersikap keras. Hei, salah satu dari dua Google-Boy (founding father Google) awalnya ngebangun image googlism ni asli cuma bwt lucu2an. Stelah dipost ke forum, ada yg komentar. Nah doi ktawa2 pas baca ada yg mpe misuh2 ngebilang google sesat, google satan dll. Hahaha ga usah sgitunya kale mnurut gw. Yo rame2 dbaca. Jgn trlalu serius ah. Sebenernya mnurut gw sndri, pihak google sngaja bkin forum bwt ngebahas ni tulisan. Jadi ntar banyak yg komen. Jd traffic ke server google bakal rame, n selanjutnya bakal menambah aset mreka. Smart move, fellas. Selain itu, tulisannya jg rada2 “mengena” walopun banyak jg yg ngaco he2. Okeh folks ni dia gw beberin bukti2 versi mbah Gugel. Ojo serius2. Ojo nesu, ayo ngguyu :p. Mo ngliat file aslinya? Googling aja. Ketik “Church of Google” n smile :>

»PROOF#1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF#2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth,truly making Her an omnipresententity.

» PROOF#3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

»PROOF#4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

»PROOF#5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of “Google Afterlife”.

»PROOF#7
Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google’s corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

»PROOF#8
According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, Hinduism”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional “gods”, as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).


»PROOF#9
Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google’s awesome power. No faith required.

(halah halah..ada2 saja :p)

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One comment on “Is Google God?

  1. Yang lucu itu yang ngaggep semua yang ditulis Goolge dengan pikiran bakal nyaingin agamanya. Masa segitu aja udah berang sih, santai aja man, semua jangan dianggap serius hehehe…

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